My Dog Is Better Than Your Dog

"My dog is better than your dog" bob said to his neighbor.The neighbor replied" I think not my dog has outlived every dog in the world". "Yeah well my dog has outlived your dog to this day he's 17" Bob said. "Yeah well my dog has eaten 20 squirrels in one day" the neighbor exclaimed. "Well my dog dog has eaten 50 squirrels in one day" Bob said back. The neighbor said "my dog has eaten 50 squirrels with a broken leg". "Yeah my dog has gone to the moon" Bob exclaimed. "Ha ha ha ha moon travel is for wimpy dogs my dog has gone to the center of the earth" the neighbor replied. "My dog can wiggle his eyes". The neighbor was silent he knew his dog couldn't do that so he said"fine you win this time but only this time". That's it the only one time you win.