The pickle was concealed in the jar. It was half drowning and half suffocating.It was the worst place to be. But the worst was to come. Once the jar is opened you must swim to the bottom and hope you are not stabbed and pulled out. And then they cut you up and eat you. Sometimes some pickles come back in half. You see as a pickle we have very short lives. The longest I've heard a pickle has survived is one week. But I'm planning an escape. I'm going to taste really bad so they put me down the drain. It has only been pulled off once. The pickle was named lord picklesy from that day on. He is a legend. I hope I can. I have been testing out all kinds of different spices. I have salt, sugar and vinegar. I can barely stand the smell of my self. It is the best bad tasting smell ever.
Slowly the fridge opened. The bright light blinded me as I was thrashed around in the jar. Swooshing and swooshing and swooshing and then wham. I hit the side of the jar and was out. When I came to all I heard was screaming. The lady dropped me onto the floor. I screamed in pain as my back slammed against the cold floor. I exclaimed " I have feelings too you know". She got a fork and stabbed me and I felt the searing pain. The woman threw me in the drain and the pain was over.
I was flying down the drain. With a swoosh I came out of the drain into the sewer. Nothing looked like I had planned for this but it does not look the same I thought it would. There was no light no sun and definitely no fresh air. It stunk so bad that I almost thought of going back. Then I remembered that there was a worse fate for me there. If I went back I would be eaten alive. I had to keep going. There was a whole new world to discover. I floated through the gross substance that I was not sure what it was. I was going and going along the enclosed are and then I saw it. It was amazing. The light hert but a good pain. Like a soothing pain. But then I was out in the sun exploring. My feet took me were they wanted. I saw the great vast world. I turned around and saw I only went one foot. I guess there is a lot more to go. I went and ventured to the side of a big waterside. I was starving. I had dint eaten in three days. The water seamed so nice. I went down the and fell in. The water took me away and then wham. I was out. When I came too I was on a beach and I saw a fox. He was slowly coming towards me. I tried to run but I my legs were gone. The fox slowly came towards me. Then snap. I was gone. I guess no matter what you get eaten.
Slowly the fridge opened. The bright light blinded me as I was thrashed around in the jar. Swooshing and swooshing and swooshing and then wham. I hit the side of the jar and was out. When I came to all I heard was screaming. The lady dropped me onto the floor. I screamed in pain as my back slammed against the cold floor. I exclaimed " I have feelings too you know". She got a fork and stabbed me and I felt the searing pain. The woman threw me in the drain and the pain was over.
I was flying down the drain. With a swoosh I came out of the drain into the sewer. Nothing looked like I had planned for this but it does not look the same I thought it would. There was no light no sun and definitely no fresh air. It stunk so bad that I almost thought of going back. Then I remembered that there was a worse fate for me there. If I went back I would be eaten alive. I had to keep going. There was a whole new world to discover. I floated through the gross substance that I was not sure what it was. I was going and going along the enclosed are and then I saw it. It was amazing. The light hert but a good pain. Like a soothing pain. But then I was out in the sun exploring. My feet took me were they wanted. I saw the great vast world. I turned around and saw I only went one foot. I guess there is a lot more to go. I went and ventured to the side of a big waterside. I was starving. I had dint eaten in three days. The water seamed so nice. I went down the and fell in. The water took me away and then wham. I was out. When I came too I was on a beach and I saw a fox. He was slowly coming towards me. I tried to run but I my legs were gone. The fox slowly came towards me. Then snap. I was gone. I guess no matter what you get eaten.
